My Future Self n' Me Season 6 E 16 • 12/04/2002 When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. My God. Yearh, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden, Butters. That it is, I assure you. Poop comes in a lot of varieties, Butters. Oh, and that's when uh you'll fake the electrical storm as well? Synopsis. Our parents are never gonna admit what they did was wrong, and they're never gonna change! Go have sex with yourself, asshole! In the episode, a man claiming to be Stan's future self shows up to his house. Singer: So much alike, and yet so different: Stan [Stan's future self joins him in bed after freshening up in the bathroom] No. Well I'm sure Stan wouldn't mind sharing his room, would you, Stan? This might be our fault. Sure I remember you. — Jaison (@jaisonsaji) November 9, 2020. Oh God, who smeared crap all over our walls?! He came during the electrical storm last night and is caught in a time matrix. Yeah, I gotta admit. A trope in which a character using Time Travel encounters himself in the future or the past, and goes to introduce himself. He's right. Scott Silver. Chris and Linda Stotch Your name's Randy Marsh, you're a geologist, and you don't like chicken. Woohoo, that should get Kevin to stay clear of drugs. What my company does is in. Stan moves to turn it on, and they fight over the switch until one of them sleeps] Me [Bus stop, next day. Ey, you wanna go upstairs and play hide and go seek? Okay, very nice, very nice. You're right, Linda. I have no idea, man. Watching. Now imagine a wiser future you or an evolved self from a parallel universe; Notice what that you looks like. I have no idea, man. I'm sure your parents will be plenty pissed off. This might be our fault. You really came through. I've been writing letters to my future self using @futureme since 2015. Yes, and he knows all your family history and every detail of your house. You know, Professor Chaos, bringer of destruction and disorder! I'm going to tell him that I dropped out of school and went to prison for eight years, where I was sodomized. I've beenhelping children get back at their parents ever since. Uh, hi, is this the Parental Revenge Center of Western America? Uh hello, we're here about the revenge on our parents? Just go away before we call the police! I think I've found a great way to get revenge on your parents. Well I think when this is all over, our son is gonna thank us. My life has gone completely downhill ever since my future self moved in. Yeah, but we can't be sure, so we'd better assume he is and never try that first marijuana cigarette, huh? Loading... Unsubscribe from Gastspieler? Stan! It looks kinda nice. He knows everything Stan knows. ¡Es verde! I hate him! This page contains trivia for "My Future Self n Me". Okay, uh, you you might be wondering why Butters has a future self, too. I thought his revenge was unique and customized! Tom, news anchor We are your #1 source for all things South Park. Well we both got the same teacher for homeroom, too, but you didn't say anything then. We'll take smoking, for instance. Professor Chaos. Okay, okay, fine. Future Stan • To do this, first choose the age you want to be when you read it, which will help you decide on realistic goals. God-damnit, I knew this was too good to be true! He's right. I'm sure your parents will be plenty pissed off. You kids fucking don't fuck around with your fucking mom! Wearing that puff-ball hat like always. And I will work hard, for you. Butters, we've go-! Extras • My goodness, he does look a little like Kevin. Motivation Corp. takes care of everything. The whole future self thing, well, it was a dirty fib. Just forget it, Cartman! It splashes out of the bowl along with some cereal. But you know, all this talk about future selves has made me think, maybe I should ...take better care of myself. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Yeah, Stan, why don't you go upstairs and play with yourself? video. Show More. Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- MeFuture Self -n- Me, Future Self -n- I thought each revenge was unique and customized! This Future Self Visualization is based on a the actual hypnotherapy script I use for real one to one personal coaching sessions. Look, I run a legitimate business hre with state-of-the-art computers, charts, and technology. I don't believe that he's my future self! And while they're gone, we're gonna smear all their walls with poop. Why, if Professor Chaos were here he'd make everyone pay! So what I wanna to is put a note on your parents' door, telling them I'm the counselor from the school. Dad?? I guess it's been about four months now. I told you, I can't stand my future self. Gettin' along isn't always easy, sometimes we disagree And you never told anybody that you were living with yourself in the future?? "South Park" My Future Self n' Me (TV Episode 2002) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Okay, Butters, let's start with you. I just lost touch with you after I was sent to Juvi Hall in 2006. ¡La caca de moreno no es aquí! Show them they can't just play with our emotions like that! Well I'm sure Stan wouldn't mind his room, would you, Stan? It's just a show! Oh God, who smeared crap all over our walls?! Look around you. I I just, I just, ...my first idea. [Stan crosses his … We have to teach our parents a lesson! You must be exhausted. I warn you: you may not like what you're about to see. And the commercial where the two kids have pot and the one kids shoots the other. All he ever wants to do is watch Becker. And that show is so stupid. Harmless? Today I want to write towards my unknown. 21:58. Just forget it, Cartman! Parental Revenge Center • I don't know which swatch I like best. 1. Listen! I've been helping children get back at their parents ever since. It's so cool to see you guys. When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. They need to see consequences from their actions, or else they'll never learn. My Future Self n' Me When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Well that's a pretty good deal. Scott Silver is an American screenwriter and film director.Silver is best known for such films as Johns, 8 Mile and The Fighter, for which he was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. Their basic moral is that "when it comes to children and drugs, lying is okay". Watch Random Episode. Cartman's paint crew, including Felipe and Carlos. Craig "My Future Self 'n' Me" South Park : List of South Park episodes "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" is the 15th episode of the sixth season of the American animated series South Park, and the 94th episode of the series overall. Follow me back home, Stan. Clyde Winter Park. I thought the hangover black went really nice in the lobby. Future Butters It has such a cathartic effect and has helped me set long term goals and reminders. Oh, God, it smells in here. They just... don't, son! He came during the electrical storm last night and is caught in a time matrix. Look, you can make your wiener bigger in just three weeks. It is lying, Butters. Behind The Scenes Where Did The Idea Come From. Come on, Butters, let's go. Oh. Oh wait, uh, God-damnit! But I think it's coming together real nice. Oh. My Future Self n' Me Photos. I've been told a lot of things about pot, but I've come to find out a lot of those things aren't true! What, uh-? It was just a trick to get us to not wanna try drugs or alcohol. Your parents lied to you and my parents lied to me! Your authentic self is the person you are the core, the person you can be if nothing holds you back. You don't know what you're doing! Yeah, didn't you see that commercial where it says that if you have pot you could become a terrorist? Well, you're good at adventurin', huh Stan? Yeah, but we can't be sure, so we'd better assume he is and never try that first marijuana cigarette, huh? 12/04/2002 That's mother's intuition; you can't argue with that. Ah, here he is. Uh, and after my parents get angry, uh how do we get the poop. Whoa, Kyle and Cartman! "My Future Self 'n' Me" is episode 95 of the Comedy Central series South Park. I wonder if my future self knows anything about this? What?? We just so desperately wanted you to never try drugs that we used a big scare tactic instead of ...telling you the truth. a-and Clyde's. It is the opposite of Never the Selves Shall Meet in that the situation has no disastrous effects (at least not from the fact that the meeting occurred at … Your son seems to be responding. Well, you know what us ultra-liberals say, when it comes to children and drugs, lies are OK. But why are you back in this time with us, son? You're the Parental Revenge Center of Western America?? But, when he discovers that Butters has a "future self" too, he becomes suspicious. Remember, trivia must be factual, provable, and it is always best to cite your source for not-so-obvious trivia. Well, studying is the golden key to the imposing door of success. Thank you. hey all! Behind The Scenes Where Did The Idea Come From. The Osbournes (Ozzy and Jack speak) That's weird, because I really didn't cut off. God-damnit, I knew this was too good to be true! ... South Park Cartman calls himself from the future - Duration: 0:25. We just so desperately wanted you to never try drugs that we used a big scare tactic instead of ...telling you the truth. Yeah. Token It's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or... being creative. Yeah, Stan, don't be so hard on yourself. I know what you mean. You're gonna smear Butters' parent's walls with poop. Oh. I know that Mom had actually let it out. It should take about a month to achieve the results you want. It's just a little weird having people lying to our boy like this. I feel your parents were a bit more cocky about lying to you and your revenge needs to reflect that. It's time I let you in on a horrible s-secret! Why, if Professor Chaos were here he'd make everyone pay! Parents understand one thing, and that's consequences. Just for that, I'm gonna spend my whole childhood eating what I waunt, and doin' drugs when I waunt. Follow/Fav New Kid Stories S1-E7: My Future Me, Myself, and I By: JustCallMeButtLord The New Kid and Kenny team up to go back in time and investigate who has been pulling the strings to rebuild an abandoned science lab somewhere in Park county, and find that … Mom, your maiden name is Kimble and you have a scar on your left knee from when you slipped in the swimming pool. Motivation Corp.! Stan Marsh. Wait right here, Stan. Stan You're the Parental Revenge Center of Western America?? How about this? ¡La caca de moreno no es aquí! My goodness, he does look a little like Kevin. Uh, and after my parents get angry, uh how do we get the poop. The truth is there's no hard evidence that second-hand smoke can kill but, we believe it's okay to lie about it as long as it gets people to stop smoking. ¡Arriba arriba! Felipe! Think about a project you would like new insight/inspiration into. Wearing that puff-ball hat like always. How many parents have you exacted revenge upon?! Finding your authentic self involves learning who you truly are. SanAndreas2628 5,423 views. Chris, don't you see? The note will inform them that a problem has come up and they need to see me right-away, back at my office. Ohhh, that makes me angry! Are you my eleven o'clock? If you would like to dispute a trivia point, please discuss it in the article comments. Poop-smearing is the hot ticket right now, Stan, and... have you seen the poop swatches. How about this? Help me find the perfect place to run away to! 'Cause, r-tard, he's Stan from the future. Oh, dude, how's it goin', man? Stan! I said, I know how you feel. Confusion Over Stan's Birth Year (Based On Research Rather Than Fact By Creators). So it is with everything here at Motivation Corp. I started this business over three months ago from the ground up. This will be very weird to write about I like to be in the moment and this will be interesting to go into the unknown. I hope you are happy. I don't know which swatch I like best. [Stan's future self turns off the light while Stan looks pissed off] My Future Self n' Me When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Our parents are never gonna admit what they did was wrong, and they're never gonna change! I really, really wish you just would have told me that from the beginning. In the ass. Eh, so, you don't want to make your parents suffer and pay for mistreating you, then? Listen! I hate having my future self around, too. It originally aired on December 4, 2002 and is rated TV-MA in the United States.. I thnk I've found a great way to get revenge on your parents. Oh! This is Josh Casher. Four months?? Your name's Randy Marsh, you're a geologist, and you don't like chicken. Get it! If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything. Your authentic self is the real you, the person you are truly meant to be. It is lying, Butters. Imagine the person you believe yourself to be right now. We thought the ends justified the means, but they don't. But why are you back in this time with us, son? And he's worked up quite a future for your son. Full Ep. Butters It's okay for us to lie and tell kids that all marijuana supports terrorism. Professor Chaos. Well Butters, I hope you like the work. All I've been trying to get you guys to do is admit that you lied to me! That's why we have these consultations. a-and Clyde's. Mom, your maiden name is Kimble and you have a scar on your left knee from when you slipped in the swimming pool. It does not matter what age I am when I look back on this. [Now they have separate beds. I was just about to go asleep in an alley behind the crackhouse. It turns out many of the other kids have had their future selves visit too, and coincidentally they are all total losers and drug addicts. Well I think when this is all over, our son is gonna thank us. They didn't come back to the past, you dumbass, they're actors! What if the residue gets on our hands and it leads to harder drugs like those commercials say. We just don't know how to talk to our son about drugs. Butters, we've go-! We sure hope so. Dude, just let me talk to you for like, five minutes. It should take about a month to achieve the results you want. From episode images and scripts to character information to South Park video games and merchandise. I have to do whatever I can to not become a loser like him. It doesn't have any fucking effect on me, for fuck's sake! Alright, so we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night. Eh, how come you care about schoolwork all of a sudden?